איש זעיר נמצא ונלכד!

What the fuck is this?! I see you, tiny man! You've invaded my Goddess lair and are jerking your little dick worshiping me from way down there! You are not welcome here! I contemplate whether or not to crush you like a bug under my leather gladiator sandal or keep you, you like a fly...ripping off your limbs! I spit on you to see if you will in my Goddess saliva, and finally decide to make you my slave! I put you in a little man cage where I will you daily for my amusement.